what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
My dignity? Collapsing on itself like a dying star.
You're the only person with a favorite bar in Disneyworld
i just looked at my contacts and realized i saved the pizza hut girl's number as "fckucin pizza" the other night.
there are two kinds of girls in this world: my mom, and sluts.
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
I need to shotgun another beer. Where's the machete?
I just peed in a flower pot on the veranda while crying and holding a drink
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
What the fuck is wrong with your family? Why do you have unfrosted pop tarts.
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
I chased him for half a mile, lost him then somehow ended up at his house. Is that still considered stalking? I WAS drunk.
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
Get here now. I need a drinking buddy. I don't care if you're in a different timezone, it'll be five o clock here faster.
I'm going to start talking to Bill again, he has friends with boats which means we'll get to go on boats.
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