Joe is a total sociopath, I'm going to hook up with him tonight
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Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
ohhh no, absolutely not. i am waaayyy too superstitious to have sex with the self-proclaimed "baby-maker" on father's day...
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
I brought him to this party even though we're not together anymore because we made a bet on who would have sex first, and it is a sausage fest up in here.
that wasn't rum that I poured down your throat while you were sleeping
I'm gonna fingerblast you when you get off work. Get ready.
I know he'd never cheat on me. It'd be like choosing Mexican tap water over Patron.
I got my little bro high for the first time... Turns out the two of us stoned together is a mess. We spent 10 minutes trying to communicate with each other using just our eyebrows.
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
We just stood outside and debated the existence of mermaids for about 20 min. Is this what too drunk is?
I had fresh baked oatmeal cookies, tacos AND was on deck to give a stellar blow job. You'd think that'd be a win/win/win situation.
My cat is watching me play with my new vibrator
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