Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
there really is only one way to give a PowerPoint presentation in your senior capstone class: still drunk.
You didn't have enough money so you tried to convince the cashier that "four dollar foot long" rolled off the tongue better. Stop drinking. Immediately.
If he really loved his girlfriend then he'd wear a condom when he fucks me.
My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
I have an interview tomorrow! The couple we regularly swing with said I could use them as references. Winning
is that a dick in a sweater?
I woke up and there is a small Irish man playing call of duty in my room. Discuss.
I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
Holy. Shit. I just remembered all the lapdances....
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