Yea. The knew something was up when i told them i had to go pick up goat milk and and and a roasted chicken at 2 am
This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
oh my god, there is an imprint from the nuva ring in the christmas card my mom sent me. merry christmas.
My fingers feel amazing. Their going like 100 MPH!!
HOLY SHIT. SHIT THAT IS HOLY. HOLY OF THE SHIT.
All I wanted was a quiet evening to masturbate and eat cake and instead you ruined it by bringing girls over.
please, i've had weekends with less dignity than this.
apparently i came home last night raving about goats and singing songs from muppet treasure island
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
The cat's telling me to stop taking acid, and to start doing the lords work. I'm almost 99% sure he's talking about the dark lord.
THIS CAT'S GOING TO TURN INTO A SNAKE AND KILL ME! GET OVER HERE NOW! BRING YOUR WAND.
If I look at him, he starts sobbing. Please come get him; he's scaring the cats.
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