its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
Now there are two cop cars. If I go to jail I just would like to thank you for making me wear boxers.
You were walking around with a baby carrier pretending your vodka was a baby. You tried to get pictures on santas lap
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
Fucked Zombie Jesus at a Halloween party. I need Plan B before I give birth to the Antichrist.
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
I also turned off the Anchorman DVD start menu before cause I didn't want Will Ferrel watching me lose my virginity.
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
Hi this is the guy from the cell phone store. Your Dad just upgraded your phone as a surprise. I didn't tell him about your topless pics on your phone. I transfered them to new phone. Nice rack!
I need a conscience and I need it yesterday.
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
Need a Dr's note to excuse me from blowjobs for 3-6 weeks while my jaw heals..
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