We shared that special kind of eye contact that can only be experienced when you know one party is saying "Oh god, I fucked him in the back seat when you were in the front, didn't I."
God, i just love slightly insecure guys with hearts of gold and giant penises.
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
I'm drinking screwdrivers in the pool naked. Call 911 if I don't check in regularly
I feel like I knew it was fucked up, but feared that god would take my dick away if I didn't use it last night.
Mango bong: no go. Guava bong: sweet flaming buddha it was delicious. I shall teach you the ways of tropical fruit trees.
would you say our friendship is at the "help each other shave animal patterns in each other's pubes" phase?
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
Either I'm paranoid or I swear my parents rigged my house so you can never sneak in or have the munchies without being loud.
I'm sitting in Starbucks, waiting for direction in my life, or it to be 8 p.m. Whatever comes first.
Brunch got away from me. I might be a little high.
If I show up to the mall alone looking like I do to purchase a vibrator and some Japanese food, I would judge me too.
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
I'm just impressed that you can puke without losing your gum
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
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