Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
Just because your phone has a case on it doesn't mean it will survive a 5 story drop out the window.
You were yelling at the bowl of salad and telling it to quit taunting you and telling you to go to tacobell
Sunday is a myth, I refuse to believe that I waste an entire day unable to function after a night of drinking.
Please delete that video of me blowing you. I will repay you with 100 blowjobs even better than the one I gave you during that video. Please. I am gonna be a grandma one day.
A total of 95 cents was stuck to my ass the next morning.
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
I have chafed skin from the handy she gave me. I told her that and she said return the favor when it heals. I'm in love.
What even was the context for that. All I have written down is "I would vote for President SnakeJaw."
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
Day one of being single and I've came three times. I can get used to this.
The sex definitely would have been a perk. But not sitting in a ditch was what I was going for...
He couldn’t find my clit with a map. Literally. I drew him a map.
What do you do when you legitimately find a hidden sex dungeon in your parents basement next to your bedroom!!?
Randomize
