dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
I woke up 25 minutes ago and have been high for 20. Impressive?
We're official. Living with your boyfriend sounds so much better than fucking your roommate.
A hangover is a type of food poisoning. Makes me feel better about calling out of work.
i'm duct taped to my bed with a condom in my hand. something went wrong
Apparently it's poor taste to ask for a break up blow job...in McDonald's. Also, that's not the best way to break the news either.
It looks like someone bombed the living room with his and your clothes, bra, packing peanuts, nerf gun and ammo, rc helicopter, leftover chinese food and a leather paddle.
No...this little piggys going to the bar
All I know is that at 4 am I was walking down the street in my bra and his shorts and Im pretty sure I passed my grandma on her morning walk.
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead
Irony: drinking your pre workout supplement out of the cup your Krispy Kreme doughnut holes came in.
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