I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
I'm not looking forward to the waking up early part. Or actually the wedding part. Or the reception part. But I am looking forward to the meaningless sex with some random guy I meet at the reception part.
you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
The first aid guy just told us to go get hammered...I'm taking his advice
We stuck the straw in the bourbon as a joke, you saw it as a challenge.
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
seriously. next time...underwear. I'm not spending any other holiday season wondering if it'll be my last babyless one.
He knew exactly who I'd slept with after just one look at my crotch. He's like the Sherlock Holmes of cocks.
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
I just farted and its sounded like it was disappointed in me.
She gave me a roadie as we drove home from fireworks. People were still lighting off their displays as we drove by. I love America.
Yesterday I went home with one shoe, today I go home with three. Fucking win.
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