So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
I was about to watch some really classy porn. Title was ravenous for dick. I didnt know pornstars knew ravenous was a word.
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
I'm not sure what happened last night, but I have someone stored in my phone as 'Aftershock'
isnt it sad that we can reminisce about our childhood but we cant remember shit we did last month
The bride says you won't want any of the single ladies...
Let's let the open bar be the judge of that.
My mouth holds just enough water for my bong
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
She just broke down showed up grabbed a beer said fuck it pulled off her fake eyelashes looked at my roommate and said we need to break up you're a nice guy and I'm a whore
Why is my drynk life bleeding into my real life
considering I just took 3 shots of fireball I don't think I'm coming back tonight. also the hulk just walked in crushing beer cans on his forehead
I balled in the shower for 20 minutes, rolled up to the meeting late looking like a gremlin, and my one night stand was standing there in a suit
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
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