My dad just told me if I'm going to smoke pot, to make sure I use a clean needle. WTF?
And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
he kept refering to his penis as the "eternal sunshine"
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
I have diapers under my sink. trying to convince myself to use them.
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
He's single. I'm single. We should rekindle our eighth grade romance over a box of wine and carefree sex.
I owe you a thank you for last night. Only you could go up to a guy, ask if he likes my boobs, and return later to find us in a full on dance floor makeout sesh. Well played.
Don't feel bad sweetie, you're not the only classy one in town. I'm still driving around with that tupperware of tequila in my cup holder from last week's Margarita Monday.
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
I made everything so magnificently awkward in under 15 seconds. I am magic.
My vibrator box just fell off the table and hit my cat in the head, he is a little stunned. Good thing I went medium size
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
I know you're having a really bad day and I'm a little to blame for that and I'm sorry. To make your day go better just try to imagine what people's fuck faces look like.
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