Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
I bought beer tonight and got 3 coupons with my receipt. Paper towels, laundry detergent, and Advil. I wonder if Stop & Shop predicts the future or just does this with every beer purchase.
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
Oh my God, I want him to live with his face in my vagina forever.
I knew as soon as I saw that pole that I was going to wake up the next morning with bruises.
I woke him up and he was mumbling something about it being moist, or he peed himself but it was okay.
If you're fucking that other dude, I'll take the sloppy seconds. I don't care.
Why would I send you a picture of it when I could just steal the gnome and put it in your bed with you? Admit it, he looks just like gnomeo!
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
Cover your phone. Photos of streaking frat guys incoming.
Can you stop being a bitch and just take some Kaluha shots with me bro?!?
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
If he brings home bacon, dont let him leave. Dont screw this one up. this may be our last chance.
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