the not having weed thing wouldnt be nearly as tragic if it wasnt the one holiday where they launch bright flaming things into the air
remind me not to puke in the mesh trash can tonight
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
This gyro tastes like lonliness
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Well, at first I was really confused. But then I realized that he was talking from his penis's perspective... in third person.
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
I won't be able to make it. Too hung over. Can't hold down fluids. I'm in the bathtub trying to hydrate my body through osmosis. And yes, Tequila Tuesday is totally still on for tonight.
When he grabbed my tits it felt like he was either giving me a mammogram or trying to pierce my nipples with his fingers.
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
If you go to Tinseltown tonight. First bathroom on the left, second stall. Avoid. It's still coming to terms with what I did to it.
I need to be drunk within 15 minutes of getting home tonight.
You could woo kevin with a boquet of breakfast burritos. He loves those burritos. You could use the hot sauce packets like babies breathe
I legit feel like I had sex with Joey Fatone. Is that weird?
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
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