She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
I don't know at least half of his name. I have officially become a statistic.
I wore my front clasp bra so he would have to prove his sobriety to me before we had sex.
WAKE UP!!! We have 20 minutes to get to class. That means we only have 10 minutes to get drunk.
I'm gonna buy my dress an hour before wedding. You know, just to make sure it's gonna really happen.
T'would be a shame to waste that open bar though. They shouldn't do that to us. We've been having to pretend we're happy for two people who got engaged a week after they met.
I just puked in my courtyard and dripped toothpaste in my chest hair. You better be getting laid or this drunk is wasted.
You know the sex was good when he had to ask which way was north before he left.
I just had to go dumpster diving, at 3am, in the rain, because I realized that I somehow threw away the brand new package of birth control pills I picked up from the pharmacy this afternoon. So I'm sort of a responsible adult.
I feel like I was playing penis roulette last night nd I landed on the wrong one.
I was thinking we could get together and exchange gifts, and by gifts I mean orgasms.
We fucked. Had a political debate. I won. So I sat on his face.
Woman doing my Brazilian right now says to tell you she says hi...what has our life come to?
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