She had been watching Bad Girls Club where the annoying girl always says "I RUN L.A.". After she got wasted she kept going up to strangers at the bar yelling "I RUN FAYETTEVILLE." I peed in her drink.
i wanted to tell my neighbors to shut up it was 4am, but listening to her rag on him for his minute man routine was actually entertaining
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
I made out with all three roommates...I didnt realize that was actually an awkward situation.
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
We need to put it on a rope attached to the bong, so it can't be dropped. Apparently, you need a stem safety leash.
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
I had her buy me a cock ring, so we might test that out. We are presently playing yahtzee.
Cock rings and yahtzee. Like peanut butter and jelly.
Lesson learned. No more vodka and toaster strudel
he fell asleep naked and all I'm doing is staring at his weird balls
Dude, I woke up with wet dollar bills in my boxers where did you take me???
YOLO is a great motto until you end up with Chlamydia
He referred to our sex as "an Olympic event." My tits are bruised.
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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