I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
Hey! Thanks for asking, but it didnt go well. He threw up in the car on the way to dinner. Blind dates arent for everyone.
this is hardly the first time i've been told i'm dressed "too suggestively" for 7 in the morning.
I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
im looking at burger kings website. there isnt one anywhere close to where we were last night. i think it was sent from heaven
Dude, you face planted, there was no "bar fight".
It'll be like a meth lab. But with jello.
If you asked me 10 years ago where I thought I'd be today, I can pretty much guarantee I wouldn't have replied with "buying hemorrhoid cream on Bourbon St at 7am"
things were going awesome until jimmy put out a cigarette in the everclear.
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
I just swiped right for a guy on Tinder solely because it looked like he was holding Zoboomafoo
These last few days with George, grandma, and now Carrie all dying have been pushing me further and further into rum's sweet embrace.
Remember when you gave their 80 year old doorman a line of molly at 5am?
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
You were painting for six hours and managed one four foot wall. "The Mellow Handyman" isn't a good business model.
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