The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
you're like a bully in the Christmas story
dude why did you let me call her?!
i told you it was a bad idea and to quote you exactly, you said "no, it's a good idea..that's what people do when they love each other." you met her 15 minutes prior to that conversation...
Oh no I havn't even told you about the naked asians yet
I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
i was playing the convince him im sober game through texting. i spelled most of the words right. i hope.
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
Show him your tits if he says no
They're not help-me-out-of-jams tits. They're I-fake-people-into-thinking-they-look-good tits.
My suggestion is that you just get high and set shit on fire
You know it's bad when I'm eating a cold chicken breast alone in bed 😕
He literally had a Trump sign in his front yard. I just can't now.
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
Dont worry, the Canadians are more afraid of you then you are of them.
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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