that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
I thought all girls wanted is to get a boner
you want to re-phrase that?
Seriously.......what do you have to do to get arrested in Vegas???
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
my vagina has been out of service for wayy too long... this semester needs to start like right now
when i first looked at you, you weren't wearing any pants. but then i realized you had them around your neck as a cape.
You're just mad because I look hotter in my mug shot than you do in yours
I woke up to find that chris drank one of my contacts.
Yeah he's good at that.
We legit stopped the the game so that Jamie and I could throw up in the bushes, and then continue to play intramurals... this is what my life is coming to1
A drunk hobo just gave me a fist bump. Because I know what a womb is.
Drank a beer through my butt, how's your initiation going?
It's only slutty if you don't have his number. Unless there's a full moon. Then anything goes.
Dude where are you? I've been here an hour and all I've done is get head from a random in the stairwell.
Drunk and bowling. Only good things can come of this
We were totally high while having sex, I told him fast or slow, just follow your balls. That was a show stopper.
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