I had a dream once that juice was flowing out of my kitchen faucet
I just realized last night I drunk-bought a flight to Florida for this weekend...kinda torn between the price and the potential of awesomeness
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
Also, I am ligit concerned that I might compulsively start collecting vibrators like Pokemon.
I'll be there. With Doritos and whisky. Don't expect much more.
stop calling me dude. finger blasting me officially kills you being able to call me dude.
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
I like to think of you as more a magic eight ball of my life's journey?
My phone autocorrected your name to "grownup." that couldn't be more inaccurate. I'm getting a new phone.
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
Should I be concerned you put your last name in my phone as "danger"?
Yeah and you keep saying "I know how to win America." While running away from us
the people next to us at the red light cheered for you while you puked out the window...
He ripped my sink off my bathroom wall and then threw up in it.
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