i've come to the conclusion that there is no classy way to apply chloroseptic spray to your butthole.
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
At McDonald's last night the guy gave you the wrong kind of McFlurry, so you screamed at him, "YOU MCFUCKED UP."
I hope no one judges me for becoming a facebook fan of "Adderall" at 5:49 AM...
Dude, she uses Old Spice. It smelled like I was eating out my grandfather.
The toilet started ringing, I think I just found your phone.
we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
Dude, I think shitting blood should be a cause for concern not celebration that you had a great night.
This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
So I went tanning and I burned my boobs.
They're like sad pomegranates.
your ability to divide cases of beer among any given group of people equally was missed.
What did the sign say that bob stapled to his ass?
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
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