Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
while being fingered today, I was told I have an abnormally deep g-spot. Now you know, I am a size queen because of SCIENCE.
This has been the most pleasant arrest experience I've ever had.
Ugh. my cast still smells like fermenting hot tub water and bad decisions.
I'm so in the Halloween spirit, I zombified my all of my nudes on my phone. Tell me this isn't creative.
he ran through my sliding door
in his defense that door gets complicated after 10 beers
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
All that fucking tequilla made my head feel like it's inside of a body builder's asshole. He's doing squats.
The air was thick with penises
They were swingers. Real swingers. Thought it was going to be awesome until some fat guy tried to put my dick in his mouth.
You got kicked out after 30 minutes, 3 beers and 2 shots. Group record. Also you kept rubbing his belly and calling him buddha.
Stop calling him just to say, "my vagina misses you."
You tried crawling through the apartment window instead of going through the wide open door next to it
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