after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
Thanks for the menagerie of condoms on my desk
It's the use of SAT words like that which make me want to use them on you
it's already thursday and i haven't gotten drunk yet...something's not right.
Eating doritas dunked in queso con salas. Salllas. Salska. Salsa. Got it. Shhiitt. Salsa con queso. That's better. I'm hot pink socks.
just to let you know coffee and vodka was a bad way to start the day
No one knows who he is but he hasn't missed a shot in beer pong yet. He's dressed as lance armstrong and is tearing shit up.
I would totes be making out with random people in the name of america if I was at the white house right now
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
Woke up with a text saying "when I get to see them titties again lil ma??" With 8 beads around my neck & an empty bottle of vodka in my arms.
Woke up with 5 texts apologizing from a number I named "guy who elbowed me in face"
And why in he fuck did I get 'dick' in Romanian tattooed on my forearm
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
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