That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
Have you seen my high heels that I wore out?
You mean the one that you threw at the parked cop car or the one in the microwave?
boy from dating site added me on facebook. i don't know if i'm ready for him to see what a drunk i am.
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
So I saw the nuva ring just lying on the counter at Planned Parenthood...did u know it's just a ring? I could go to the Dollar tree buy a plastic bracelet and shove it up there instead.
You do that. Then go have lots of unprotected with your harem of booty calls and see how that works out for you.
That's not your dick yours is smaller. Nice try.
Wait why do you have a pic of someone else's dick in your phone?
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
I'm going to have to have a long talk with god if my soul mate has a prince albert
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
the only decorations on the Christmas tree were twinkle lights, condoms, and empty natty cans. I do love a classy holiday party
How’s the date going?? Do you think he’s gonna cut your face off and wear it to his birthday party?
I just don't know how to say "I want to have sex you with before you graduate" in a classy way
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
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