Obama just said the words "we're all in this together." I wanted to start singing high school musical
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
He said I was the "egg mcmuffin" of blowjobs. I'm flattered.
I'm trying to figure if this dude sitting in his car with the door open is dead or just sleeping. Someone was probably wondering the same thing bout me 20 minutes ago. Your meeting is taking a ridiculous amount of time.
I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
I just wiped cum off my face with baby wipes... #momlife
I should not be able to sum up my life with a taco brand motto...
I still have to bake cookies and shave my legs so Mike can have MILF & cookies when he gets home.
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
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