Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
The weather is perfect in Seattle right now. Warm enough for girls to not wear bras, but cold enough for me to see them nipping out in the shade.
hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
His whole family saw that I had cum in my hair once they turned on the blacklight at the bowling alley. You should have seen his mother's face.
Why do the people I hook up with still exist after we're done?
I don't know bro, all I could remember is that he kept saying hallelujah and calling that girl Slutimus Prime
styled my pubes into a mustache as a surprise. Thought you should know
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
I have a kicked-out-of-multiple-bars level hangover today
dude, you declined head because you wanted to tell her about how you put cinnamon in your weed. also, we're low on Chef Boyardee
Sometimes I'm sad but then I realize that bagels.
You insisted that your middle name was "velociraptor" for 20 minutes and every time someone said something you tried to relate it to velociraptors. That kind of drunk.
If someone told me one person in the department was secretly a death eater, I would suspect her, no contest.
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
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