do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
And I'm supposed to be surprised that you got another concussion?
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
i have two emotions: emotionless and blind with rage
Why did the fire extinguisher taste lemony?
I'm really high and I'm watching this show where Gordon Ramsay goes to other people's restaurants and just yells at them about things.
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
We are actually the same person except with opposite genitalia, which are both incredible.
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
Is it a bad sign starting the new year off naked, wet, and alone?
Asking for a friend of course
Hypothetically speaking...if I was arrested in Wisconsin, say Kenosha county, would you post my bail all the way from Oregon? If yes, will you also accept my collect call in t-minus 13 hours?
i'm pretty sure my brother is still drunk from last night. he's telling my parents that humans are at the top of the food chain for a reason and listing off all the exotic animals he would eat
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