I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
I got wasted for the 1st time and I sat in a fridge for 2 hours and a trash can?
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
Careful when you walk in I'm laying by the door.
It was tug of war between me and the cop. He wanted the beer, I wanted the coozie.
She's yelling about threesomes and realllly wants you to come over. Put the pieces together.
Is it horrible that I want to keep my purple landing strip until after my gyno apt? I feel like someone beside myself should see it...
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
I had him autograph the condom wrapper.
I've slipped into the part of my life where I am not having sex to get Phils tickets from this chick. I need to seriously rethink my life decisions
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
Going to be a long day. text me later. Sorry I puked in your sink.
Actually going to jail after your wedding is NOT part of the plan.
Packing for college has become a game of where did I hide my sex toys.
That sad moment when the drawer I used to keep condoms in now has poptarts in it..
Randomize
