I'm buying this stripper a house, I don't care what her name is.
my sisters under your porch take her home
Draw a picture of yourself puking and peeing on her and give it to her with a note that sys this could be your future if you be my friend
nothing like a negative hiv test and a bag of condoms to brighten my day.
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
There is NOTHING better than watching a child being chased by an ostrich.
Just found a quarter that has been stuck to my boob since at least last night.
My friend and I just coined a new term. OBJ. The obligatory blow job. You totally know what I'm talking about.
Like if he goes down on you first, or you just don't want to bone him yet. OBJ.
ever have one of those nights where you feel like you should leave the house with your insurance card? that is tonight, my friend.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
There's somethin not right about having to take the batteries out of your 27 year old boyfriends gameboy to use in your vibrator
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
Can vaginas get frostbite?
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
I don’t know how to sext. What do you say? What do you don’t say?
Just start quoting WAP lyrics.
Randomize
