Dibs on passing out in front of the toilet.
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
its really sad that i have to specifically make this a rule but, absolutely no lighting smoke bombs indoors at my birthday party.
That was like me applying to a law school drunk at 5 am
Hahaha. That's funny.
But I got an 18k dollar per year scholarship
Got laid in my rudolph onesie for the second year in a row. New tradition? Absolutely.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
Wait, just ask him if can you can join in. You haven't lived until you've taken part in a threesome with your father...or so I've heard
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. It doesn't matter what it's about. Last text was about a homeless dude
Now I don't feel like I'm sweating cheeseburger all the time.
Sorry about my life...
So I heard her yell at him and I went downstairs to find he had lit up each one of my smokes and taken just one drag off each and had em lined up on the table. She says he "experiments" when on Ambien.
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
Intelligence report: the hot sister called you gross, the sweet sister says you're dumb, and the smart sister says all the other men she knows would have to die for her to hook up with you.
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