There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
It was like little house on the drunk prairie.
Apparently she held up my head the entire 40 minutes, convincing the cab driver that I was okay
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
Last time I heard from you, you were double fisting strawberry milk and wine. Answer this text so I know you're still alive. Bonus points for a coherent answer.
Dude, she brought over peach cobbler, weed and alcohol plus I'm gonna get laid. She's by far the coolest sister you have.
Fucking her would be like seeing big foot, finding a four leaf clover , petting a unicorn, and arm wrestling a leprechaun in a matter of a 6 hour period
Favor? Can you not wear as much glitter on your face this time? Walking in the house looking like a disco ball was enough embarrassment for the week 😒
Did you fuck him in my garden last night?
That WOULD explain the dirt in my vagina
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
Why isn't there a super hero that comes to the aide of really high kids when they kill their car battery?
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
She's chasing the cat around the house hitting it with a cardboard sword yelling "there can be only one!"
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