sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
I sat a few seats down and one row behind a cute girl at the Cubs game today. Having watched her talk to the guy next to her, I found out only her name and age. I then used that information and pieced it together with over 500 girls on Facebook with the same name. I found the same girl, and we're now fbook friends.
if being a creepy fuck was an olympic sport, they'd think you were using performance enhancing drugs...
everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
First night in the new apartment. There are 12 people here i don't know, Tequila, and a crying girl locked in our bathroom. I think the apartment christening is complete.
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
if I die on the way please explain to my mother that I do not wear fishnets on a regular basis
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
I'm considering offering a class on how to find good porn.
I'm running on 2 hours of sleep. Just spent 6 minutes staring at the back of my hand thinking: "I don't really know this that well"
My vibrator looks like a lipstick tube. So does my mace. I just realized the potential problems of keeping them both in the same bag.
The cop that got shot in the dick is here, let the entertainment begin.
Something tells me your "Titties for Tracy Morgan" fundraiser won't pan out.
That's MADAM THUNDERCUNT to you
It's less than a hour into 2020 and I already want to punch some people in the face
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