I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
He made me pinky-promise that he gave me an orgasm.
I stumbled into my living room at 4 a.m. to find him hurling my laptop across the room and his pants around his ankles. Clearly his night didn't go as planned.
There were 11 girls in that minivan and everyone was either puking, crying, or yelling "we're a total shit show"
Sorry for eating those cheese fries out of your hands last night
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
I be dancing. See you soon. You can drink tequila from my pants.
the best part was at the strip club when he said he was "here to pick up my wife. she's up on stage.....wait that's my aunt". only in Ottawa.
Any time you've had a failed relationship, I blast No Sex for Ben by The Rapture and dance around my room. I wish I was joking.
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
I just dropped a condom on the floor at costco in front of my girlfriend and her husband. Today is not going to go well.
You're going to find someone that you love very much and that loves you, and then you're gonna find an additional person that you literally can't stop staring at from across the room. I feel very confidently about that
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
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