She smells like mac and cheese, right after you add the cheese. It's strangely erotic.
I woke up with ten beers in my bag that hoarded at the party last night. Rally? Its five somewhere.
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
You would think that someone would have been sober enough to object to vodka bong races.
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
I'm buying drugs in the library...And it's not even finals time. What has my life become?
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
Heb just said, and I quote, "let's go to Who's On Third and fuck a fishbowl with our mouths. I am going to fuck this van." and then he humped a van.
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
I just want to drink cheap wine and throw my bra at an aging singer songwriter
Dude I'm fucking tired of freshman, there are god damn teeth marks on my dick again
Panties = found
Randomize
