It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
i had a dream the other night i was titty fucking you while you were asleep, then you woke up and didn't care.
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
four days late. damn you, makeup sex. you win again.
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
Aaaand my life has been reduced to whether I can reach to flush my puke down the toilet using my foot. The answer is yes.
for a while, i completely forgot that you wrote "fuck me" on my stomach before we went out. when he took my shirt off that night, he just looked down and said, "may i?". i think i'm in love
Im pretty sure at one point a very high you yelled, with actual tears in your eyes, "im not wrestling with you anymore, you dont respect my safe word!!"
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
He ate me out while I finished season 1 of Stranger Things. If that's not a modern day relationship goal, then I don't know what is.
I FUCKED WHEELCHAIR DUDE
HE'S INTO WEIRD SHIT
GOOD KIND OF WEIRD SHIT
I just got through airport security with 5 grams of weed in my back pocket. Either I deserve a metal or the government is slacking
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