I love how all the girls on the plan b commercial wake up alone.. Like me
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
I woke up this morning next to a stack of saltines & a txt from u saying "do it." it took me a second to remember wat was going on
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
If I end up married to you I better get lots of orgasms to help me forget I failed at life.
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
what's the appropriate greeting for someone whose bed you've had sex with someone else in?
Im not coming back to that place until im drunk. If I walk in there sober Ill start screaming uncontrollably. Not words, just sounds.
It sounded like he said "don't stop" but all I could hear were his balls.
We were getting fries and you hopped the counter and yelled "WELCOME TO GOOD BURGER HOME OF THE GOOD BURGER" and threw up
COCAINE IS GR8
He made her leave because she liked Top-Ramen better than Maruchaun. He's my hero.
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