You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
i can't wait to kiss dudes with my vampire teeth in.
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
Let's cut to the chase. What days are we sleeping together this week?
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
Check the mailbox while you're out!
I already looked this morning. You go check and see what you won on Ebay after your day drinking spree.
My vagina was just really confused why you weren't inside it
Using all my books as packing buffer for my liquor bottles. And you said being an English major was worthless.
Taking a shit in a Texas 7/11... not accepting phone calls now lol
You walked right into the door. Even the door guy and security guys were laughing.
It's been a week I should not still be finding glitter in my pants.
And I’m prepared, because I'm in it to win it (and by win I mean get railed hard)
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