I'm on a cruise to the Bahamas and this text message is gunna cost me $10 but I need you to pray on my behalf for the things I'm about to do these 2 girls and what I did last night to a 35 year old mother of 3.
True life I used my fake as a photo id for my final. My professor told me good luck and laughed. Hope the bouncers are in the St. Patrick's day spirit.
she just came into my room, drunkenly shoved six dollars into my bra and told me to spend it on chicken wings.
He's basically like a fancy dildo that buys me dinner.
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
I don't know how I got here... but I think I'm in a Christian Impact meeting... I'm trying to act as straight as possible. They can sense gay.
do you think its obvious that we spent all afternoon playing naked body oil twister?
I should have known our good time had gone to shit when his ankle bracelet started flashing.
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
Naw man, if he's crazy enough to jerk off on a public bus he's too crazy for me to fuck with
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
Now it's a thing. He's kind of a creeper and now he's lotioning me. This is going to turn into a Buffalo Bull situation.
She was riding me and giving me score updates to the basketball game at the same time..... Shes a keeper
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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