Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
I never thought that I'd hear someone utter the words, "I need another studded belt." I was wrong.
How can people commit suicide when things like bagels exist
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
He sent me $300 worth of sex toys. My clitoris went into hiding after two days.
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
I'm in the power napping at parties stage of my life
All i really remember is meeting this guy dressed as jesus and i kept taking his wine and saying "the body of christ!"
I also woke up in my friends room to 3 girls and a naked boy on the floor but thats besides the point
My hand smells like rave and peanut butter.
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
got the runs at the club last night. wondering when it'll be safe to show my face again.
My last one night stand called me today. Apparently I gave him a yeast infection in his mouth. Not sure how I should feel about this.
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