I can hear the grilled cheese talking to me. "Let me in there!" they wanna get inside me
do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
Tampa is so boring. I'm dying. I want lots of cleavage at my funeral. If i cant get laid, i want my friends to. I'm that kind of person
Hello rock bottom. My name is Jared. Nice to meet you.
which gay bar do you need a ride home from?
If you bang a chick other than your girlfriend while playing tiger woods on xbox I wonder if an accomplishment would come up...
For using a life jacket as a pillow, I slept pretty good last night...
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
you were wearing a pair of wings and handing out McDonalds apple pies, if anyone refers to you as the "Rave Fairy" you now know why.
THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
i fell into a bathtub last night and broke the fall with my forehead. my forehead is bruised
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
I emptied a Vyvance capsule into my coffee pot last night and set the auto start. Pretty sure I've been drinking meth all morning
Like sometimes I’ll be hangry but for dick
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