Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
her last google searches are 'cheap african safari' and 'what does lion taste like'
It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
there was some random girl that nobody really knew, standing in the corner trying to shave her armpits with a plastic butter knife.
how many americans can say they have been laid before eating their first big mac?
I stole another quarter from the bathroom. I'm slowly getting rich drinking here.
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
I was getting sick from all the peanut butter I had to lick off
Stop bitching. YOU SHOULD FEEL BLESSED TO HAVE LICKED PEANUT BUTTER OFF OF THESE TOTTERS
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
Two options. One, you listen while I freak out. Two, we have mediocre to awesome car sex and don't talk. Either way, I'll be there by 7
Come to office depot with me I need help picking out a daily planner that will help me keep all of my casual sex dates organized.
Also CANADIAN LIPS TASTE OF MAPLE SYRUP AND APOLOGIES. SORRY.
I fell into the fireplace. That is a pretty good sign to stop drinking fireball
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
he asked me why I let you steal the gnome, and you jumped out of the bathroom, yelled "you know why!" and ran outside with said gnome
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