is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
if you count grabbing my crotch as an introduction then yeah i got a couple of those tonight
At the hospital. Forgot we locked Eric out of the house last night as a joke. Hypothermia's a bitch.
Right now I'm standing in front of my fridge, drinking wine out of the bottle and eating cold steak with my hands. I am THE BEST at being single.
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
I went up by the border of Canada. We took shrooms and went fishing...pretty sure we killed a dragon and ate it for dinner
WHITE RUSSIAN BREAKFAST CEREAL.
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
Stay strong! Remember we're too uncoordinated to be strippers to make money instead of being a nurse
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
He texted me at 4:30 in the morning saying "I'm not drunk but I think you're beautiful" and then a facebook message at 6 am saying "hi" and the subject was "oh"
Is it in poor taste to drop acid before midnight mass?
I love this.
Oral stamina is what keeps life exciting
You literally brought me back to life and then fucked it out of me
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