I'm drinking while I write this paper. When I can't see the screen anymore I'm gonna come out
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
I found the other part of your tooth if you want to put it under your pillow
the liquor store owner came out from behind the counter and kissed my cheek when he saw that i am back for fall semester
The manager of the bar we were at the night before came to my house today giving me coupons. Apperently you and i won karaoke night which is a prize of 300 beer dollars. No idea what beer dollars means nor do i have any memory of doing karaoke but lets go back tonight.
He kept spanking me and talking about biomedical science.
Aw, you fucked a pre-med? you're moving up in the world!
matt and i tucked you in... you REFUSED to move your head from under the bed.
And then he tried to clean the throw up off my pants with 409
Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
On the way out the door to work grabbed the wine glass on the floor left for the ghost of Elijah and chugged it. PASSOVER.
Also...I'm semi-dating the drug dealer that took me to bible study
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
Me and some guy are crying in a port a potty together after another guy broke up with both of us.
My new favorite word is dickbag. I think its relevant here. And I say that with all the love in the world.
You can have my vag. Its useless without you.
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