haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
I definitely just put my boxers on backwards.
haha now u have to piss out ur bum
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
if I could send you my dick right now I would. that's how good of a friend I am.
No, I did not fuck him for football tickets. I fucked him for tickets to the superbowl. I'm not that much of a slut.
Yeah he got kind of mad when he found out he had chased his last two shots with a combination of orange soda, water, and used mouth wash.
Please note: when a bouncer tells you to leave, pointing out that their career path makes them a much better judge what to do will not make you friends
I whipped my shit out and she just stared at it with a mean face. It was like a face off in a heavyweight boxing fight.
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
We just won 1800 at the casino and are going to the strip club. Who gives a fuck if it's 5pm
Like who needs a job and family when you can get drunk for free with strippers?
look when god gives you a dick that good for his son's birthday you don't question it
No. I don't like you. I like your penis. Chin up. At least I like part of you.
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
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