Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
i have a strong feeling i fucked one of the waiters here...
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
Hold on, I gotta pump breast milk for the white russians.
im suggesting it to him. and by suggesting i mean we're not having sex again unless im wearing high heels
I don't care if he got kidnapped by a cult one time he is a dick
'go have sex with her' ddoes not count as wingman
wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
New Mean Girls drinking game: Everytime someone says Africa or Math, chug.
I just heard your voicemail. Glad you like my dick and think I'm cool
A hefty woman and I mean hefty shoved her number in my pocket at the gym without as much as a hello, winked and kept walking. Going to use your bed to defile her, don't want her to know where I live or have my neighbors see! Thanks, you're a pal!
I never thought in a million years that I would have a threesome with my boss and his wife and yet here we are.
I wore his All-American medal during sex. I came in first that night.
Are you done yet? I've eaten three corndogs so I'm ready 2 party.
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
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