its not stalking. its research.
The paper boy just woke me up in the front yard again.
Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
theres no point in washing my sheets anymore. its always going to be a fine layer of booze and semen.
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
mom and dad sent me an easter basket full of beer pong supplies again.
he just looked at me and whispered "these are my sea lions. my sea lions." and then went back to licking the mirror
I imagine anything that isn't a dilldo attached to a jackhammer, powered by a generator won't be amazing enough for you
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
Guess who has got hockey tickets for tonight? Only cost me road head going to and coming from the game
the upside of dating someone over 21: he can buy me a pregnancy test AND a bottle of wine when he goes to cvs for me
I feel like calling off tonight. Is a strong desire for masturbation a valid reason?
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
We're like a married couple, but we only have sex on college holidays and other people's birthdays.
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