this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
so I was like, you know platform 9 3/4? I know something else with those measurements. best. pick up line. ever.
I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
Should you consider yourself out of control when everyone at the party is cheering you on while you're puking, and on the last heave you act like you're rolling dice right before the finale???
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
I'm in a hotel full of Marines. I'm leaving here pregnant.
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
Man, that hitchhiker cursed me.
Fuck you and fuck your stupid hat
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
He just said "I can't wait to penetrate you tomorrow" I sat in silence for a second...he attempted to save it by saying "I can't wait to enter you".
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
Just hit on a girl with the line, "You look like Natalie Portman if she did drugs". Strike 1
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