Just saw a man jogging. For recreation. At 3am. Who's he training to be, batman?
ofcourse shes the first one pregnant. wasnt she the one who asked the middle school health teacher how many calories are in sperm?
take the plastic off of my new air freshener and i'm not going to eat you out for a month.
and all i could think was, am i really about to have sex with someone who still thinks that pee comes out of the actual vagina?
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
I don't remember her name, all I remember is trying to suck the wedding ring off her finger.
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
I just spent 12 consecutive hours in the same outfit and none of it was pajamas. If that's not personal growth, I don't know what is.
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
I just watched will sing pure imagination from willy wonka and then blow a banana
just realized we fucked to the ultimate disney playlist last night. hakuna matata.
I was grinding with girl while I was eating french fries, and she turned around to hook up with me. She ate my fries.
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