So when exactly did I get naked and makeout with the statue?
at this rate if someone im actually interested in likes me back im going to die of surprise before i even get to make out with them
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
I woke up naked on his boat with a cowboy hat on with a boat cover over me... Thank you tequila!
She just broke into my apartment while I was asleep, woke me up and drunkenly tried to seduce me for about 2 minutes, then passed out..
Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
I woke up to him "wax on, wax off"-ing my boobs. I just reminded myself that I love him and let it happen.
I keeping finding meatballs in random places
It's like I'm getting a welcome home parade with sex!
The twitch Bob Ross stream is the happiest little hangover cure ever.
You'll love it there. Trust me. Cheap tequila, pretentious beer, tall white guys who will treat you badly. Its got everything you like.
Anyone who does not consider cereal and wine as a balanced breakfast needs to leave immediately.
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