But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
my friend asked What a UTI was in front of everyone, letts just say his girlfriend was a lil pissed
my shit smells like andre
just found out i fit into magnum condums. this is going to be the best weekend ever
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
you smelled like vodka, i think that's why my grandma liked you
Most awkward car ride ever. Kid in the front seat was bawling, 2 in the backseat were ready to fight, and I was giving the last kid a handie. This needs to stop happening to us.
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
I immediately woke up from my nap, made myself a screwdriver and got in the shower. I know it's spring break but I'm still questioning my life choices.
I had to explain to the doctor why I'm peeing blood. He still didn't believe a girl would have that much sex... You could feel the judgement forming in the room when I went into the details...
Damn, well a girls gotta get laid too
I was trying not to blow up your phone, but I'm so horny I think I might die
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