Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
Everyone needs a good pregnancy scare in their life.
When I told my boss I'm using a vacation day for 4/20, he gave me his personal cell phone number and winked at me.
bailing my boss out of jail is a great way to spend memorial day
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
I'm on his itunes. He has a sex playlist. It's actually not so much a playlist as 12 Kylie Minogue songs with a big gay Whitney finish.
Dude I think my special talent is falling in drunkenly falling in front of a cop and getting away. This is the second time.
I cagt a turtle and named him squirt. He's in my bathtub Caleb is feeding me peaches! This is the most beautiful vodka Thursday ever!
You just said you hate yourself then sent me a picture of your friend's penis. Clearly this is a night of honesty.
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
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