If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
it sounds like her vocal chords are covered in pudding and rocks. come get me.
Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
I would like to thank collapsed soviet republics and fathers who didnt show enough attention for tonight's festivities
remember what we learned. dont lure girls w/ food at the bar. u dont want those ones
Mom is telling us about the time she drank her own breast milk. Help.
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
Okay. But I hope it isn't expensive lingerie. Because I'm ripping it off Hulk Hogan style.
Do you participate in Sunday morning booty calls?
Dammit! I didn't see this message, of course I do.
I really like your cover photo on fb that looks cool
In case birth mom friends me back, thought I should make it less drunk looking.
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
You've never felt ridiculous until you've walked through downtown in a Viking costume
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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