Apparently you make a good broom.
I woke up this AM and all of my clothes i wore last night are gone. Instead i am dressed in air jordans, boxers, cargo shorts, and an Affliction t-shirt. the part that upsets me most is that i was with a guy who wears Affliction t-shirts.
Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
Could be my worst decision since the whole 'third degree burn' fiasco.
The last time I saw you, you were rolling around on the ground at the bar.....
.....well it was bound to be an interesting night since I was chasing my pulls with pulls....
My phone broke again .... im not really sure how im going 2 explain the teeth marks to the ppl at the Verizon store
Why must everything this weekend have to do with something going into or coming out of my vagina?
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
Seriously I can't get a booty call for some baked goods.
I have never lost more friends than while playing Uno drunk.
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
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