ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
why is there a clump of hair nailed to my wall?
Its that time of year where we just drink more instead of dressing warmer
I just had someone I don't even know on Facebook message me saying it seems like I drink too much and should slow down.
she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
Just heard the words 'Pussy Riot' on NPR...I almost crashed my car.
When you get home...find me in the shower. Only safe place at the moment.
Friend as in 'I used to have sex with her' or friend as in 'I still want to have sex with her'?
He cried & told me I reminded him off his mother. I don't want to talk about it. I want to drink about it.
Well I'm in a stranger's bed.
Gotta leave to watch the Lions
I felt like a responsible adult. A responsible adult that may or may not end up shitfaced. But not heaving purple puke into a urinal like last time because I'm classy now.
I just pawned the ring from my ex boyfriend to replace the ring I lost from my current boyfriend. #thanks
Get off the floor, put away the cookie dough, get ur shit together Scott.
i look like i'm walk-of-shaming but i'm really showered and re-clothed and rallying. i fool everyone
I mean, who hasn’t been fingered in there back of an Uber?
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