Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
what day is it and did you see me today?
With sake I got over my irrational fear of seafood. Now I just fear sake.
what part of covering your puke with shaving cream seemed like a good idea?
yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
He booked his flight from Dallas already, no ticket to the game, said hes gonna bang some girl at tailgait to get a ticket, I had to explain that it will be sub 20 degrees F during tailgate, he decided to come in july instead, Texans are dumb.
I'm just trying to jam my tits into some coconuts and I'll be on my way
Note to self: never do anything I don't want to explain to a paramedic
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
Hows the party lookin?
At a live sex show right now. Not sure about the employee party
my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
I wouldn't even cut tickets or put ppl in jail I'd just hand out punches to the mouth and Liam Neeson throat chops
A dry HJ only, please. I don't deserve the comforts of lube after my horrendous fantasy football performance
My moral compass kept pointing to his penis.
She was shaving her legs in the neighbors pool when we found her.
Where'd she get the razor?
Not the point.
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