Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
I have one thing to say: spongebath.
I wish that wasn't all you had to say. And by that, I mean I wish you hadn't said that at all.
I just Organized my jello shots by their colors in my mini fridge for the rest of the week. I'm going places in life.
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
I will always remember today as the day I narrowly escaped having to touch a tiny penis
Dude. There's gotta be an article in Cosmo about it cause I've had three different girls tongue tickle my brownie this month.
Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
I have poison ivy on my dick
WHAT
Easter was a success. We had an egg hunt and hid weed and conforms inside them. Cooked a ham, made some jello, got wasted. THIS is adulthood?!
fuck emotions I should've gotten more cats
I got a lap dance last night from a girl while I was wearing a Captian America onsie. My life does not suck.
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
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