my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
He finally told me that he's married. I guess it doesn't really matter.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
Please talk me out of ordering the stripper pole for a dollar. Please.
apparently he thought telling me 'the weasel wants to come out to play' would somehow convince me to go down on him
Carrying your underwear around in your purse on Sunday morning is its own religious experience
You need to let him know my only agenda is coke and sadness.
I've decided that buying my first unused mattress has been my first major step into real adulthood.
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
Cancelling your gym membership calls for alcohol.
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
My boss is explaining why he thinks time goes by faster and faster. Bc of the rockets. No lie.
Was cussing out our DD when one of the strippers takes him backstage. WTF
They call him magic hands is all I know.
Somethings are best left a mystery
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