There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
Just passed an anti-circumcision dude with a sign. Handing-out-bibles guy has been officially one-upped.
We turned everything surrounding BP and the oil leak into a "that's what she said" drinking game. We've been drunk for a month
it was like watching bambi learning to walk, if bambi was 22 and a high functioning alcoholic.
Thank you for holding my bra last night while i did a topless lap around the house
Let me clarify that those tears were for losing my fuck buddy and his penis, not to the fact that he decided he wanted an actual relationship with feelings.
Technically he's married but he says it's "not like that" even tho his wife lives with him. Not sure if I believe him but I'm sleeping with him anyway.
How does one chug a beer and swing the bottle at someone in a single motion? This guys a beer ninja man
Can you pick up from work today? There's a surprise for you on the bed and I haven't gone blind which is positive.
I think it's time for a new pick up line. So far my " hey you want to go back to my place, order a pizza and fuck?" Has set me at an all time low downtown 0/4
There is a 97.5% chance that my sketchy roommate is also a hooker.
So when can I meet her?
I based a lot of our friendship on the fact that I thought you were crying from feeling so sad for me when I got crabs. I'm not sure if we can ever be as close now.
When I said I wanted you to make noise during sex, I didn't mean mocking ones.
Going back to the ever classy sneak out to the fridge and swig liquor from the bottle method. That it is legal for me to drink here makes the fact that I have to do this all the more depressing.
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
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