quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
did i have both of my shoes on when the bouncer threw us out last night?
So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
idk but i have you stored in my phone as 'guy with beard doing body shots'
Just helped a homeless man panhandle outside of Wawa, made him $6.31. Where are you?
Watching him and my sister argue over a rum and coke about who's going to chop the coffee table in half with a hatchet...
This number has temporarily been disconnected and will be restored to service once you get rid of you girlfriend.
So some drunk guy just tried to convince me with all of his passion that bacon is a color
A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
I tolerate his mediocre drunk sex for the mind blowing morning sex. More than worth it.
i dunno, a lot of my childhood feels like a drugged up fever dream
she stuffed her marc jacobs purse full of cereal
classy
Stop inviting Kevin over. The dickless wonder started playing some strange Sci-FY music and speaking an alien language and the girls split.
I got paid to fuck my boss for lunch. My job is better than yours.
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