I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
so I'm in athletic shorts, a suit jacket and I'm still drunk at 6:30am at the last leg of relay for life
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
He was like an artic tracker. Walked ten paces from the tree, then 15 paces from the mailbox, dug down in the snow, and pulled up the case of beer he hid from his parents out there. It tasted like ice cold success.
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
Not sure if this is better or worse than the discovery that bourbon and hot chocolate is a viable combo
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
I just realized now that you're pregnant we can't use alcohol as currency
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
I want your attention. I want your attention in the form of your penis inside my vagina.
I hear my roommate snoring and I feel bad for his girlfriend but then I hear them having sex and I guess it all works out in the end.
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