she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
woke up on the kitchen floor in the recovery position. at least drunk me remembered sober me's emt training
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
will i regret this in the morrning? probably. but every decision is good during happy hour
He wrote on the paper that he wanted a "Ptitty burreto" from taco bell...when we ordered it the girl paused and entered "Potatoe burrieto"....we laughed
I think he was trying to tie my clitoris in a knot with his tongue. So awful.
She said I'm so hungry I could eat a dick and winked at me
I will blow you tomorrow if you bring me food tonight. Like a payment plan
I whipped my shit out and she just stared at it with a mean face. It was like a face off in a heavyweight boxing fight.
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
Hey can you send me a copy of my mugshot? I need it to prove a point
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
I’m not dating him for his personality. I’m dating him so I can steal his dog.
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